Oh Yeah?!?!... Well, I'll Kick Your Ass Next Time.
Guest post by Man of American Dissent
Is anyone really able to take John Kerry seriously anymore? What with all the Special Political Action Messages he keeps sending out in an effort to remain relevant and now this regarding the Swift Boat Crew. John Kerry says he’s “prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other“.
He sounds like the kid with the black eye and the torn shirt who got the snot beat out of him on the playground after school, making the in vain pronouncement that he’ll beat up the bully next time. You should have been prepared to kick their ass the first time, but instead you allowed them to inflict permanent scars on you, John. Your dress whites still bear the stains from the Rovian slime-o-matic and it’s really quite unbecoming for you to pretend that they’re not.